Struggling to find time to study for that Diploma? Polls* by ADL suggest that most potential students are put off by a lack of time available to learn. Between family, career and everything else in their lives, many people just can’t find enough hours in the day to further their personal development with a distance learning course. If only there was a way to get more hours in the day! Is something we hear over and over again.
Well, we can’t change the rotation of the Earth, but we’ve developed the next best thing. Introducing our new Subliminal Learning Format courses, a new way of getting your course from ADL. Alongside our regular online, CD and correspondence based courses, you can now have your course delivered as a specially encoded MP3 file that can be listened to any time on any audio device capable of playing it.
What does this mean? Simple – Learn In Your Sleep.
Through the power of self-hypnosis, listening to our new SLF courses while sleeping will allow you to lean while slumbering. Take advantage of the otherwise empty hours of the day or night while listening to the soothing tones of Pet Care as read by ADL’s founder and director Daryl Tempest-Mogg.
Better yet – SLF courses utilise the natural ability of the brain for nocturnal locomotion. Rather than waste time at night sleepwalking around the house, your body will be trained and directed to write your assignments and coursework without waking up! Imagine coming downstairs every morning to find a three thousand word assignment sat on your kitchen table, written by your sleeping hand.
We’re thrilled to offer this new efficient, time-saving method of learning. In fact, we’re so impressed with it, we are stopping support on our old learning methods starting next Monday. SLF courses will be available in the following languages: English, American, Australian, Canadian, Scottish and Jamaican.
Learn in your sleep with ADL!
Note: Published April 1st 😉